[there's a clacking, as if the phone is being fumbled about with, and the voice that speaks up then is a little on the raspy side, tinged with something that might have been mild irritation]Duo Iqus. It is highly recommended that you return to the household immediately. You are in no condition to be out as you are now. I repeat, return to the household immediately.
If I must, I will return you myself, willing or not. I have done it once, I will do it aga--
[there's a rather loud thump then, his remaining words interrupted by a pained grunt, and the remainder of the recording is compromised of a second crash, as of a body striking the floor, and it ends with the ringing clatter of a phone breaking on the floor]